retro entertainment since 2001
It was Christmas 2006 and my dad wanted an expensive digital camera as a present. He had enough money saved up for it, but I was in charge of his finances because he has Alzheimer’s Disease, and he was unable to control his own money. I had told him that since he didn’t have a computer and he was prone to losing things, it wasn’t a smart purchase, but he could use an older camera of mine any time he … read more
Last year we got this amazing Christmas illustration from a friend’s child. They appear to be barbecuing Baby Jesus. Tender and Mild, indeed!
Ian Pomerantz found a strip of Christmas music on an item at a craft store and decided to perform it. The results are creepy and bizarre. CLICK HERE to check it out.
Is it just me, or is every Charlie Brown special super boring?
You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf… Well get ready for crippling anxiety … read more
Here’s a special comedy show I recorded back in April that I hope you will enjoy.… read more
I love this new fire table from Bali that I got this week. The Sacramento evenings have been just cold enough to sit around the fire and enjoy a nice “shot” of whiskey. Looking at this photo now, I can see that’s not just a stiff pour, but it’s damn near rigor mortis.
Here’s a photo from the following night. I’ll admit I only bought this Spellbound wine because I like the Siouxsie and the Banshees song of the same … read more
I submitted this to Marvel Comics when I was 12 and they didn’t print it. I was thrilled to find this in a box of artwork my mom saved.
Please enjoy these cat jokes that I’ve written.
What happened to the cat that lied in the courtroom?
He was arrested for PURR-jery
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What did Garfield say when he grew an herb garden after being swallowed by a wizard?
“Despite all my sage, I am still just a cat in a mage!”
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What do you call someone that is in a dysfunctional relationship with a mult-patterned cat?
Calico-dependent!
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I don’t know why they call it catcalling. It … read more
On Dec 20th at 6PM PT, check out this amazing show featuring Brian Posehn, Ngaio Bealum, Michael Calvin, Jr., Derek Sheen, Wendy M. Lewis, and Johnny Taylor! There’s an early bird discount and couples ticket options, and the money goes to these hilarious comedians during these tough times! Anyway, this is a damn killer lineup and you’re gonna get a lot of laughs. CLICK HERE to get tickets though EVENTBRITE. There will be a fixed amount of virtual seats … read more
