cat jokes

Please enjoy these cat jokes that I’ve written.

What happened to the cat that lied in the courtroom?

He was arrested for PURR-jery

—

What did Garfield say when he grew an herb garden after being swallowed by a wizard?

“Despite all my sage, I am still just a cat in a mage!”

—

What do you call someone that is in a dysfunctional relationship with a mult-patterned cat?

Calico-dependent!

—

I don’t know why they call it catcalling. It … read more