Long Time, No See!

Hey! Sorry it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything here, but we can change that now, right? I’ve been having a good time just enjoying life lately. Stand Up comedy is still a big part of my life, and I’m performing frequently around Northern California.  Here’s a link to a fun set I did in December at the San Francisco Punch Line that you might enjoy.

Anyway, I’m going to commit to writing a little something on here every … read more

Cat Jokes

Please enjoy these cat jokes that I’ve written.

What happened to the cat that lied in the courtroom?

He was arrested for PURR-jery

What did Garfield say when he grew an herb garden after being swallowed by a wizard?

“Despite all my sage, I am still just a cat in a mage!”

What do you call someone that is in a dysfunctional relationship with a mult-patterned cat?

Calico-dependent!

I don’t know why they call it catcalling. It … read more