Please enjoy these cat jokes that I’ve written.
What happened to the cat that lied in the courtroom?
He was arrested for PURR-jery
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What did Garfield say when he grew an herb garden after being swallowed by a wizard?
“Despite all my sage, I am still just a cat in a mage!”
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What do you call someone that is in a dysfunctional relationship with a mult-patterned cat?
Calico-dependent!
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I don’t know why they call it catcalling. It turns out it’s pretty hard to get a cat’s attention by shouting, “Hey, Mama!” And “Looooooking good!”
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Why was the cat allowed to run for public office?
Because it was a MEW-nicipal election!
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Where do cats go to learn a trade?
The CATSKILLS!
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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?
Because that’s the day that Jon sexually abuses him.