GLYNNIS O'CONNOR

You loved her in films like The Boy In The Plastic Bubble and The Ode to Billie Joe. The gorgeous girl next door grew up to star in many more films and hasn't stopped! retroCRUSH's own Retro Randy caught up with the lovely Miss O'Connor who graciously gave us a fun thorough retrospective.

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MUSICAL RIPOFF ARTISTS

Hey hey hey! Longtime retroCRUSH pal Miles Miniaci has written a most excellent feature on musical plagiarism. From Vanilla Ice ripping off Bowie and Queen to some lesser known thefts, we have a great thorough look with side by side video comparisons so you can judge for yourself!\

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We're putting together The 100 Greatest Action Scenes Of All Time, and we'd love to have your input! I'm talking the most action packed cool ass action scenes that totally blow your socks off. Indiana Jones running from that giant boulder! The T-Rex chasing the Jurassic Park jeep! King Kong batting planes from the sky! The Blues Brothers racing their car through a shopping mall! Email us your suggestions, and why you think they're so great, and we might use your scene in the final article! You'll be internet famous and get so much sex you'll probably die from at least 4 diseases by the end of the year. Send your tips to rberry@retrocrush.com and I'll start tallying them.

THE RETROCRUSH COMIC STRIP ARCHIVE

I've dug up a "gold mine" (gold meaning crap) of comic strips from about 10 years or so ago that I did that I thought would be funny to feature here again. They're pretty fucking horrible, and offensive, but maybe, just maybe, you can get a laugh or two.

RETROCRUSH REVIEWSSSSSS

Well hello there, folks! Here's the latest reviews of comics, DVDs, books, and other little bits that have crossed my path.

SANTA VS. SATAN The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights

I like the idea of this book, but the execution is just plain awful. Jake Kalsh goes the Celebrity Deathmatch route in written form and pits superheroes and cartoon characters against each other. Some of the matchups get totally absurd, which I'm fine with, but they just aren't very funny, and for $13.95, I think the readers at least deserve some laughs. Take a matchup between Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben, which is full of horribly racist and misogynistic jokes that fall flat and just make the author seem like an idiot. For example, Aunt Jemima's attributes include giving white guys blowjobs, and Uncle Ben's secret move is stirring rice with his huge dick. Offensive humor only works if it's funny. RETROCRUSH SAYS: THIS BOOK IS AN AWFUL PIECE OF SHIT, DON'T BUY IT

ANGRY YOUTH COMIX #14
Johnny Ryan is the master of wallowing in mind blowing shocking material that makes you laugh out loud while you shake your head in disbelief. I've been following his work for nearly 10 years now and never cease to be amazed. His latest issue is a truly disturbing hilarious fiasco of craziness. It's pretty much the comic book equivalent of Willie Wonka's boat ride, only it's a river of shit with amputees barfing into each others orifices instead of a chocolate river laced with lollipops. I read it cover to cover in one sitting, and the last panel almost left me crying in a fetal position. I can't wait for the next issue! You can pick it up at Fantagraphics or your local comic shop. RETROCRUSH SAYS: BUY THIS BOOK BUT HIDE IT FROM THE KIDS, EASILY OFFENDED PEOPLE, and GOD.

WOW...WANTED IS PRETTY DAMN GOOD!
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