Well…WE are that’s for sure. San Diego’s Comic-Con is great, but it’s become a super-crowded squish fest that’s very hard to enjoy. Wonder Con is the little sister event that’s become as fun as San Diego was in the ’90s. Plenty of fun guests (Kevin Smith is just one of many lined up), movie previews, [...]
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TMZ Tricked With Fake Photo of JFK Partying on Nude Yacht
December 28th, 2009 
rberry This is pretty funny, though I admit I fell for it, too! Yesterday, TMZ had an exciting old picture of JFK in the 1950s sun bathing on a boat while hot nude women partied about. It was run by “forensic experts” and other JFK-ofiles and they all deemed it as an accurate photo. Problem is…it [...]
RETROTHANKS!
November 25th, 2009 rberry I am thankful for…
Busting red paper caps on the sidewalk with a rock
Teachers who would actually play the movie backward after the reel ended
Being told by Leslie in 4th grade that I was very creative
The immature giggles I still get when I see a can of “Beanie Weenie”
Drinking the sugary milk left over from a [...]
Join the Fun in the RETROCRUSH MESSAGE BOARDS!
November 24th, 2009 rberry We’ve been testing it out a bit to work the kinks out and the retroCRUSH Message Boards are ready to rock! Talk about retro fun stuff with tons of cool retro people all over the world. CLICK HERE TO BE AN EARLY ADOPTER! IT’S ALL COMPLETELY FREE!
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RETROCRUSH Stimulus Package! $25 BOX ADS!
November 23rd, 2009 rberry Hey…we could all use a little help around the holidays, so we’re offering a substantial cut on our advertising rates through the rest of the year so you can help promote your website, products, band, comic, whatever… For a measly $25, you can have a 125×125 box ad like you see right here on the [...]
Disney Revamps Mickey Mouse…sort of
November 6th, 2009 rberry I’ve long complained that Disney has been been letting their flagship character be squandered, not putting him to any sort of meaningful or relevant use, letting him be squandered as a mere corporate logo. His scant appearances on Disney TV shows like “House of Mouse” were lame, and his modern incarnation was equally bland. That’s [...]
100 Most Annoying Things of 2009 – Suggestions Wanted
November 3rd, 2009 rberry Send in your comments to rberry@retrocrush.com, or post below.
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ZOMBIEWOOD preview
October 16th, 2009 rberry Here’s the prologue of the book Zombiewood I’m finishing up! You’re gonna love it!
PROLOGUE
Ryan Seacrest looked fucking great. Yep, he was ready to rock and fucking roll . “Fuck yeah, man! YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN!”, he screamed into his mirror. His teeth were as white as headlights. Thanks to that new fetal harp seal [...]
Be My Facebook Friend!
October 16th, 2009 rberry Though we have MySpace and Twitter, I really dig Facebook the most and have lots of fun posting retro nonsense on there throughout the day. If you’d like to give me an add, just CLICK HERE.
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THE RETROCRUSH PLEDGE!
October 2nd, 2009 rberry Watch The Banana Splits flip like a pancake and pop like a cork
Pull the levers on a Stay Alive game until you’re the sole survivor
Hold the slime blob high in the air, until it drips down your whole arm
Smash the blue boxer’s jaw with a perfect red-fisted uppercut
Swish the bits of Oreo out of your [...]
SEE Jennifer’s Body for FREE in Sacramento on Sep 14th!
September 10th, 2009 rberry Hey hey hey! We’re giving tickets to a special retroCRUSH screening of Jennifer’s Body that will be held this coming Monday, September 14th at the Century Theater at Sacramento’s Downtown Plaza. I hope to see you there! I’m not quite sure what to make of this movie, but it looks like good dumb fun one [...]
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Tags: Jennifer's Body, Movie Preview 
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August 17th, 2009 rberry Still messing around with our archive settings, but if you’d like a complete list of our current archive since the relaunch…just follow the next page.
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