The Expendables is pure mindless violent cheese, and I loved it. Sure, there’s throaway action and fight scenes galore that won’t stay in your head much longer after you see it, but there’s at least 3 magical moments that make it all worth while. These include:
A brief but goose-bump inducing meeting between Stallone, Bruce Willis, [...]
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“The Expendables” Reviewed
August 18th, 2010 
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Diary of a Cowardly Jerk
August 10th, 2010 rberry Jeff Kinney’s “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” is one of the most horrible series of books for children ever written. Greg, the “hero” is simply a jerk to the core. He cheats, lies, is genuinely cruel and insenstive to all around him, and his redemptive acts only emerge once he’s painted into a corner and [...]
Awesome New Pirates 4 Teaser with Johnny Depp
July 25th, 2010 rberry I am very excited about this. I love the POTC movies, but really thought Bloom and Knightley’s characters were dead weight. The new installment will not only feature Ian McShane as Blackbeard, but Penelope Cruz as well. Anyway, check out this great video that premiered at San Diego Comic Con and Disney has graciously released [...]
HORRIBLE AIRBRUSH MOVIE POSTER OF THE DAY!
July 23rd, 2010 rberry Good, Lord! Is this rubber faced creature even human? Sure, Sharon Gless is old and has some age lines that go with the territory, but the what hell is up with this crazy picture for the DVD cover of Hannah Free? I think the person who doctored this picture probably broke their Photoshop program in [...]
Sacramento! Win Free Tix to See The Expendables!
July 23rd, 2010 rberry Hey hey hey! One of the coolest movies of the summer is finally being released on August 13th. It’d be easier to list the action legends that ARE NOT in the film. Well, if you’re a Sacramento area retroCRUSH fan, you can watch the movie FOUR DAMN DAYS EARLY on August 9th at the Century [...]
Machete Looks Migh-Tee-Awesome!
July 23rd, 2010 rberry WOW! I’ve been following this movie for quite a while, but this over the top super violent trailer is hella great. Definitely not safe for work. I’m so happy for Danny Trejo to have such a great project.
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What Great Movies Have You Slept Through?
July 19th, 2010 rberry I was so eager to see Inception this weekend but the magic ingredients of:
1) An exhausting day with an early start
2) Beer
3) A 9PM showing
4) I am old
Did not make for the best movie going experience. I was fighting off sleep during most of the film, trying to pinch myself and do things like chewing [...]
Come Meet Cindy Morgan at San Diego Comic Con!
July 19th, 2010 rberry One of retroCRUSH’s most favorite ladies, Cindy Morgan, is going to be at San Diego Comic Con this weekend signing autographs and meeting fans of her films Caddyshack and Tron! Plus, on Friday, she’ll be a part of a super cool panel “Where Are The Action Chicks” featuring Adrienne Curry from “America’s Next Top Mode” [...]