This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Well, if you know about Juggalos, at least!
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Listen to my pal Keith Lowell Jensen’s Comedy CD FOR FREE
December 24th, 2009 
rberry As as special holiday treat, we’re proud to announce that through special arrangement with lala.com, Keith Lowell Jensen’s comedy CD “To The Moon” can be streamed for free! Yep, you can listen to separate tracks or the whole damn thing! Plus you can buy the CD through the site. Unlike most free comedy CDs (and [...]
My Grandpa’s Open Letter to Rush Limbaugh (1993)
December 4th, 2009 rberry I’ve always had a special connection to my Grandfather Robert A Berry. I’m named after him and he was always a super cool guy. He passed away in late 1996 and my Grandmother Patricia followed him earlier this year. Going through some of her old things I found this wonderful letter her wrote to the [...]
YAYY! TWILIGHT NEW MOON OPENS TODAY! YAYYYY!
November 20th, 2009 rberry I am so excited that the latest Twilight Movie is out. Mormon vampire novels are my favorite sub genre of tween Vampire fiction, and seeing Edward Cullen and his vampire buddies steam up the screen again is a pure delight! Usually I have to hang around Hot Topic all day and talk to fellow Twilight [...]
The Strange and Sick Truth of Stuart Little
November 6th, 2009 rberry In the original 1945 book by E.B. White, Stuart Little is a mouse born into the little family. The HUMAN little family. As fun as this premise is, it does make you wonder what that birth scene was like in the hospital? Did she go in expecting to have a human baby and the surprised [...]
Humor In The Bible
October 31st, 2009 rberry If we are made in God’s image, then it would go without saying that God should have a sense of humor and like to laugh a lot. Why would appreciating a good joke and knowing how to have a good time be exclusive to us puny humans? That being said, it’s nearly impossible to find [...]
How Time Changes… Retro Robert Pictures
October 29th, 2009 rberry Here’s a couple pictures I dug up from 2nd and 4th grade. The 2nd grade pic on the left is a classic. I remember thinking I was making a super cool face, and my Mom was mortified when the picture actually came home. Hard to believe this crazy big bald guy used to be that [...]
Getting Beat Up By Girls! My adventures in schoolyard fights…
October 20th, 2009 rberry
I am Robert’s utter lack of fighting skills
I’ve been a smartass since day one. Teachers always loved me because I was a pretty good ass-kisser and was smarter than most of the other crayon-biters in my class, but that didn’t stop me from cracking stupid jokes like Mork From Ork on crack.
I was [...]
Cartoons and Cornflakes- The Bubblegum Bandits
October 11th, 2009 rberry “We’ll be twelve next year,” he said.
“Yeah, so?”
“You wanna live forever?” he asked.
“Guess not.”
We hid behind the summer bushes as the ugly cars sped up and down the hills of Highland Road. The common wacky fun thing to do was to [...]
THE RETROCRUSH PLEDGE!
October 2nd, 2009 rberry Watch The Banana Splits flip like a pancake and pop like a cork
Pull the levers on a Stay Alive game until you’re the sole survivor
Hold the slime blob high in the air, until it drips down your whole arm
Smash the blue boxer’s jaw with a perfect red-fisted uppercut
Swish the bits of Oreo out of your [...]
Blockbuster Video Doesn’t Quite Get “Occult”, Do They?
September 18th, 2009 rberry I stumbled on this great display at Blockbuster last night in Sacramento! It’s not just mis-filing of DVDs by the employees, you can tell from the official printed sign that corporate is clueless, too. Since when is Donnie Brasco or 300 an “occult” film? And even if they meant CULT film, they have stuff like [...]
My In-Law’s House in Eureka – a retroCRUSH CLASSIC!
September 18th, 2009 rberry I wrote this article almost 10 years ago. My wife’s mother has since passed away, but both of her parents had a pretty good sense of humor and laughed out loud reading this article after I wrote it. I’ll admit in the years that followed, it got straightened up quite a bit, but luckily her [...]
Getting Beat Up By Girls
August 30th, 2009 rberry I am Robert’s utter lack of fighting skills
I’ve been a smartass since day one. Teachers always loved me because I was a pretty good ass-kisser and was smarter than most of the other crayon-biters in my class, but that didn’t stop me from cracking stupid jokes like Mork From Ork on crack.
I was a skinny [...]