RETROCRUSH

GI JOE is a pretty great movie because The Baroness and Scarlett are super hot in it and wear the kind of clothes you like to see on super hot action women. If you liked playing with GI Joe toys in your backyard, I think you’ll think this is the greatest movie ever made. I don’t think more than 5 seconds go by without something really cool happening or a good cleavage shot. Of course, a good cleavage is something really cool. They even have a scene where Scarlett is running on a treadmill. They definitely got the right people to make this movie. The Baroness is ridiculously hot in this movie and her glasses are super sexy. Plus they blow up the Eiffel Tower in it, and Snake Eyes has a lot of great ninja fighting scenes. The only think I didn’t like is that they gave Snake Eyes a mouth on his mask. But I guess he has to eat. The Baroness wears these skin tight black rubber get ups that are hella sexy for sure. Anyway, if you like hella sexy chicks and cool explosions, GIJOE is probably the right movie to check out.

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