Brew Bike Mania

Based on the success of the Sacramento Brew Bike, I’m starting several new bike based attractions to enjoy Midtown

SACRAMENTO BLOW BIKE: You and your friends will each get a pile of high grade cocaine, with a souveiner mirror and razor blade.
(WARNING: The last half of this ride may reach speeds of up to 80MPH)

MIDTOWN OPIUM RICKSHAW: An actual Chinese person will carry you around town while you smoke some of the best opium ever made. Why settle for the dark solitude of an opium den when you can turn to mush in a fun racially insensitive human powered wagon?

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Suicide Squad Is A Garbage Fire (Spoilers)


So Suicide Squad is a piece of garbage. It’s a horrible movie with a decent cast that’s given horrible things to do and say. There’s lots of potential for a Dirty Dozen style movie featuring super villains, but it just doesn’t click here. It’s an uninspired and often misogynistic mess.

Viola Davis plays Amanda Waller, a tough cold blooded agent of some sort who puts together a team of bad people to take care of bad things. But it turns out the bad things are a result of her own creation. She’s enslaved a witch that thousands of years old and things get out of hand so she gets psychopaths to take care of it, instead of The Flash or Batman, because, well…I don’t fucking know.

Will Smith is good as Deadshot, a dude who is the world’s greatest marksman, and if the whole movie was about him and his story, it’d actually be pretty good. Other characters like Croc (a human Crocodile), and El Diablo (an East LA Gangbanger with full body tats and the ability to control fire) are really good, but that’s about where the fun stops.

One of the biggest problems of the movie is the distracting storyline with The Joker and Harley Quinn (played by Jared Leto and Margot Robbie, respectively). Joker has about 5 minutes of actual screen time in this film, so all of the hype about Leto’s performance is a huge letdown. He has about 8 lines and looks kind of cool, but there’s really nothing to get excited about. But Harley? Ugh…

Robbie looks and sounds great as Harley, but the whole dynamic of Harley and Joker is just depressing and sick to be played out with real actors. She’s a psychologist who becomes infatuated with The Joker, helps him escape, and he rewards her by torturing her with shock treatment. For some unexplained reason, she becomes a superhuman fighting machine and despite the abuse, she loves The Joker. When he’s not around, she prances around in underwear and a wet T-Shirt and the other characters stare at her ass.

It’s sad that one of the bigger laughs comes from Batman punching her in the face during a flashback scene. Add that to Deadshot calling Waller a bitch and a ho, and it’s just gross as fuck.

The climax of this film is nearly identical to the Ghostbusters orignal film and remake. The witch I mentioned earlier, The Enchantress, stands below a magic swirling column of energy that stretches up to the sky that will destroy the world in some sort of magic way.

Suicide Squad is just a really really really dumb movie and I hate that I feel dumb that I was so excited to see it.

Jason Bourne Has Two Good Car Chases


I’m not a huge fan of the Bourne movies, so maybe I’m not the best guy to be reviewing this, but Jason Bourne was a disappointing space holder of a movie. There’s a great cycle vs. car chase at the beginning of the film, and a tremendously good chase between a Dodge Charger and a SWAT van in downtown Las Vegas that even ends up in a casino, but the rest is just OK.


Jason Bourne simply isn’t a very interesting character. He’s given a laptop with some shit about his dad on it that I can never truly get behind. Then he’s pretty much told by people where to go, and he beats people up. That’s the whole movie. I just felt like I wasted time even watching it. You might, too. Whatever, who cares?

How Online Gambling compares To A Real Casino

Many state governments are struggling to find new sources of revenue to boost their dwindling budgets, which is a main reason that many support the legislation of online casinos in the hope that such a move would boost state tax revenues and struggling economies. When New Jersey passed and implemented their bill to allow online gaming and Governor Chris Christie predicted that online casino gambling would bring in $160million of revenue within its first year, actual results fell 45% below Christie’s expectations.

When players pick a casino, either land-based or online, they want to weigh up the advantages of each, there are a lot of benefits that come playing online and real casinos. Many players like to play in both environments equally while many other players may like one more than the other. You may consider the pocket fruity review at Best Deal Casinos if you’re looking to make an informed decision on where you’d like to be a member of.

When you play at a real casino you can enjoy playing in a real setting surrounded by the sounds, tastes and smells of the genuine article. You will be enveloped by the sounds of the games and the consumers who are enjoying playing them and you are able to enjoy the other perks like the buffets, the free cocktails and hotel accommodations. Many people prefer land based casinos because they enjoy being surrounded by the atmosphere that comes with package and taking it all in. On the other hand, many players may find the whole experience to be rather taxing and a little bit too much.

When considering the advantages of online casinos vs. real casinos it is worth bearing in mind the convenience that comes with playing at the online casinos. If you’re somebody who doesn’t overly like travelling or you’re not really into the environment then you’re more than likely to prefer the online option. Online casinos offer the luxury of being accessible all day every day for as long as you have access to the internet, they provide unrestricted access to the games you want to play which may be at times outside of normal operational hours. As long as you choose a good online casino then you can always expect to have a really great time and you can win just as much money by playing the same games that you would at a land based casino.

Both land based and online casinos offer plenty of benefits and rewards to their members for playing with them. Land based casinos offer perks and rewards such as free accommodations, buffets, show tickets and plenty more whilst the online casinos offer rewards in the way of bonuses and promotions that can earn the members free money and credit.

While the games being offered are essentially the same, there are obviously some differences in the way they are played. For example, in a land based casino you will playing against and alongside other real life humans, whilst online you will also be playing against real people but they will be represented by the use of animations. There is no right or wrong option, and whether you choose to play in a land based or online casino, you want to be assured of having a good time, and playing casino games should always be fun and entertaining.

PRE-ORDER Robert Berry and Chris Emery’s New Comedy Album “PUNS and PUGS” Today


Robert Berry has teamed up with the hilarious Chris Emery and they recorded an a super funny new comedy album, “Puns And Pugs” that’ll be available on June 22, 2016, but if you pre-order today, you’ll get a download link a week early!  Help support the production of this record by ordering today. You won’t regret it. The link to buy via PAYPAL is below.


How To Be A Good Comedy Show Host

I love hosting comedy shows. I love being able to set the tone of the show and get people excited for the great night their going to have. I’ve probably hosted over 75 shows so far of all sorts (comedy, music, fundraisers, etc…), and I’ve learned a lot, messed up a lot, and have had some great success. Here’s a collection of tips might help you learn some things, too.

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How An Online Gambler Looks Compared To The High Rollers

How An Online Gambler Looks Compared To The High Rollers

High rollers opt for a more groomed formalwear look as they need to as some casinos have very strict entry requirements. Most casinos expect their customers to be dressed in smartly with appropriate matching smart shoes. Luckily when it comes to online casinos you can wear whatever you like. An online gambler has no restrictions but can still be dressed to the nines if they want too. Read more “How An Online Gambler Looks Compared To The High Rollers”

Batman v Superman: Yawn of Justice

Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice is a big fucking mess of a movie. It’s OK to watch, but it watches like a movie that 5 different people made without any knowledge of what the others were doing. It’s not a complete waste of time, but it’s really only sort of good.


Ben Affleck is a great Bruce Wayne and a great Batman. Pretty much everything to do with Batman is outstanding in this movie, except stupid dream sequences that really add about 20 minutes of nonsense. There’s an amazing new Batmobile that’s in a pretty kickass chase, and a fight scene with about 20 dudes that’s about as gorgeous of a Batman fight scene as you could ever hope to see. The costume looks great. His motions are fluid, and he’s an ass-kicking fiend. Read more “Batman v Superman: Yawn of Justice”

The Top 30 Greatest Stand Up Comedians Of All Time

Here’s my choices for the Top 30 Greatest Stand Up Comedians Of All Time.  I really hate those “of all time” lists that only list people from the last 10 years. I consider talent, historical impact, success, influence, and with just a dash of who I really like a lot.

  1. Richard Pryor
  2. George Carlin
  3. Bill Cosby
  4. Steve Martin
  5. Redd Foxx
  6. Lenny Bruce
  7. Milton Berle
  8. Robin Williams
  9. Rodney Dangerfield
  10. David Chapelle
  11. Eddie Murphy
  12. Joan Rivers
  13. Chris Rock
  14. Phyllis Diller
  15. Bob Newhart
  16. George Burns
  17. Bill Hicks
  18. Louis CK
  19. Don Rickles
  20. Ellen DeGeneres
  21. Jonathan Winters
  22. Jack Benny
  23. Sam Kinison
  24. Stephen Wright
  25. Roseanne Barr
  26. Mitch Hedberg
  27. Andy Kaufman
  28. Johnny Carson
  29. Dennis Miller
  30. Some Heckler who really was on his game that one night

See Me At Laughs Unlimited in Sac Jan 6th


This Wednesday at Laughs Unlimited in Old Town Sacramento, I’ll be performing with Cheryl Anderson, Kristin Frisk, Wendy Lewis, and Luke Soin at the Stunningly Strong Calendar Launch Party. Tickets are $10 and the calendars will be on sale for $15, which you can get autographs from all of the featured women for free! CLICK HERE For event details.