I’m not a huge fan of the Bourne movies, so maybe I’m not the best guy to be reviewing this, but Jason Bourne was a disappointing space holder of a movie. There’s a great cycle vs. car chase at the beginning of the film, and a tremendously good chase between a Dodge Charger and a SWAT van in downtown Las Vegas that even ends up in a casino, but the rest is just OK.
Jason Bourne simply isn’t a very interesting character. He’s given a laptop with some shit about his dad on it that I can never truly get behind. Then he’s pretty much told by people where to go, and he beats people up. That’s the whole movie. I just felt like I wasted time even watching it. You might, too. Whatever, who cares?
Many state governments are struggling to find new sources of revenue to boost their dwindling budgets, which is a main reason that many support the legislation of online casinos in the hope that such a move would boost state tax revenues and struggling economies. When New Jersey passed and implemented their bill to allow online gaming and Governor Chris Christie predicted that online casino gambling would bring in $160million of revenue within its first year, actual results fell 45% below Christie’s expectations.
When players pick a casino, either land-based or online, they want to weigh up the advantages of each, there are a lot of benefits that come playing online and real casinos. Many players like to play in both environments equally while many other players may like one more than the other. You may consider the pocket fruity review at Best Deal Casinos if you’re looking to make an informed decision on where you’d like to be a member of.
When you play at a real casino you can enjoy playing in a real setting surrounded by the sounds, tastes and smells of the genuine article. You will be enveloped by the sounds of the games and the consumers who are enjoying playing them and you are able to enjoy the other perks like the buffets, the free cocktails and hotel accommodations. Many people prefer land based casinos because they enjoy being surrounded by the atmosphere that comes with package and taking it all in. On the other hand, many players may find the whole experience to be rather taxing and a little bit too much.
When considering the advantages of online casinos vs. real casinos it is worth bearing in mind the convenience that comes with playing at the online casinos. If you’re somebody who doesn’t overly like travelling or you’re not really into the environment then you’re more than likely to prefer the online option. Online casinos offer the luxury of being accessible all day every day for as long as you have access to the internet, they provide unrestricted access to the games you want to play which may be at times outside of normal operational hours. As long as you choose a good online casino then you can always expect to have a really great time and you can win just as much money by playing the same games that you would at a land based casino.
Both land based and online casinos offer plenty of benefits and rewards to their members for playing with them. Land based casinos offer perks and rewards such as free accommodations, buffets, show tickets and plenty more whilst the online casinos offer rewards in the way of bonuses and promotions that can earn the members free money and credit.
While the games being offered are essentially the same, there are obviously some differences in the way they are played. For example, in a land based casino you will playing against and alongside other real life humans, whilst online you will also be playing against real people but they will be represented by the use of animations. There is no right or wrong option, and whether you choose to play in a land based or online casino, you want to be assured of having a good time, and playing casino games should always be fun and entertaining.
Robert Berry has teamed up with the hilarious Chris Emery and they recorded an a super funny new comedy album, “Puns And Pugs” that’ll be available on June 22, 2016, but if you pre-order today, you’ll get a download link a week early! Help support the production of this record by ordering today. You won’t regret it. The link to buy via PAYPAL is below.
I love hosting comedy shows. I love being able to set the tone of the show and get people excited for the great night their going to have. I’ve probably hosted over 75 shows so far of all sorts (comedy, music, fundraisers, etc…), and I’ve learned a lot, messed up a lot, and have had some great success. Here’s a collection of tips might help you learn some things, too.
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How An Online Gambler Looks Compared To The High Rollers
High rollers opt for a more groomed formalwear look as they need to as some casinos have very strict entry requirements. Most casinos expect their customers to be dressed in smartly with appropriate matching smart shoes. Luckily when it comes to online casinos you can wear whatever you like. An online gambler has no restrictions but can still be dressed to the nines if they want too. Read more “How An Online Gambler Looks Compared To The High Rollers”
Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice is a big fucking mess of a movie. It’s OK to watch, but it watches like a movie that 5 different people made without any knowledge of what the others were doing. It’s not a complete waste of time, but it’s really only sort of good.
Ben Affleck is a great Bruce Wayne and a great Batman. Pretty much everything to do with Batman is outstanding in this movie, except stupid dream sequences that really add about 20 minutes of nonsense. There’s an amazing new Batmobile that’s in a pretty kickass chase, and a fight scene with about 20 dudes that’s about as gorgeous of a Batman fight scene as you could ever hope to see. The costume looks great. His motions are fluid, and he’s an ass-kicking fiend. Read more “Batman v Superman: Yawn of Justice”
Here’s my choices for the Top 30 Greatest Stand Up Comedians Of All Time. I really hate those “of all time” lists that only list people from the last 10 years. I consider talent, historical impact, success, influence, and with just a dash of who I really like a lot.
- Richard Pryor
- George Carlin
- Bill Cosby
- Steve Martin
- Redd Foxx
- Lenny Bruce
- Milton Berle
- Robin Williams
- Rodney Dangerfield
- David Chapelle
- Eddie Murphy
- Joan Rivers
- Chris Rock
- Phyllis Diller
- Bob Newhart
- George Burns
- Bill Hicks
- Louis CK
- Don Rickles
- Ellen DeGeneres
- Jonathan Winters
- Jack Benny
- Sam Kinison
- Stephen Wright
- Roseanne Barr
- Mitch Hedberg
- Andy Kaufman
- Johnny Carson
- Dennis Miller
- Some Heckler who really was on his game that one night
This Wednesday at Laughs Unlimited in Old Town Sacramento, I’ll be performing with Cheryl Anderson, Kristin Frisk, Wendy Lewis, and Luke Soin at the Stunningly Strong Calendar Launch Party. Tickets are $10 and the calendars will be on sale for $15, which you can get autographs from all of the featured women for free! CLICK HERE For event details.