"You'd be surprised at how much it costs to look this cheap!"

It's easy to focus on Dolly Parton's chest.  Arguably the most famous in history, Johnny Carson once cracked that he'd give half a year's pay for a look.  But unlike flash in the pan celebs like Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith who've found little fame beyond their breasts, Dolly's superior talents as a singer, songwriter, actress, and amusement park purveyor have made her one of the most powerful people in show business.

Though Dolly has never appeared nude (anything you find of her in that state of undress is a fake), she cracked that she'd pose for Penthouse when she turns 100.  Amazingly, she's only got 44 years to go!

Dolly once said, "I do have big tits. Always had 'em-pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em!"  It's that great sense of humor that makes her so endearing. 

Though her huge body of work has produced songs like "Jolene", "Here You Come Again", "I Will Always Love You", and "Coat of Many Colors", she's still kicking ass with 2 back to back bluegrass albums, "The Grass is Blue" and "Little Sparrow" that are well worth checking out.  The latter having a damn cool hoe-down version of Collective Soul's "Shine" that you have to hear to believe.