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APE
how could you not love an ape named ape? |
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BUBBLES
no animal has suffered more than this chimp |
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CHIM CHIM
silly overalls aside, one cool monkey for sure! |
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SEA MONKEYS
Perhaps the only aquatic apes in existance |
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MR. ASTRO CHIMP
never heard of him?
CLICK HERE for info |
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LUIS GUZMAN
His work in Carlito's Way and Boogie Nights are aces |
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RALLY MONKEY
Next to Mark Mcgwire, the most successful monkey in baseball |
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GRAPE APE
Perhaps the only ape with his own flavor |
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MUGATU
Has the honor of being the
worst action
figure of all time!
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SOCK MONKEY
The second most fun thing you can make with a sock
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ZIRA
Without a doubt, the sexiest lady monkey of all time
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BEAR
Poor guy had to hang with a trucker named "BJ" |
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MECHA KONG
Perhaps the coolest robot Kong of them all |
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MON-CHICHI
Give them credit for the most annoying commercial
song ever |
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MONKEY BALL
Their ears are freaky, but a damn fun game |
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DIDDY KONG
Killed Donkey Kong Jr., and nobody's ever missed him |
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KING LOUIE
The swinginest ape in Disney history |
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GEN URKO
A much better cook than General Ursus |
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IGOO
A giant monkey made of stone, how could you not love
him? |
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LANCE LINK
Secret Chimp Currently handling the Jon Benet Ramsey
case |
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MAGILLA GORILLA
the ultimate simian gigolo, always for sale, never bought |
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KOGAR
the underrated star from Rat Pfink A Boo Boo |
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MIGHTY JOE YOUNG
This Kong "sequel" (the original) is pretty
damn good |
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BEPPO
How could you not like a super-monkey in underwear? |
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COCO
Hands down, the toughest monkey in the cereal world |
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BLIP
Left behind after Space Ghost got his own show! |
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GLEEK
The coolest space-monkey of them all! |
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CLYDE
Starred in the #1 Eastwood movie of all time |
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CHEETAH
Why was a chimp named Cheetah, anyway? |
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J.FRED MUGGS
Today Show 2nd banana paved the way for Ed McMahon |
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JULIUS
He's everywhere, this Paul Frank icon might as well
be called "Hello Monkey" |
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ROBOT MONSTER
The most wonderfully ludicrous movie monster of all time |
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RAFIKI
the voice of Robert Guillame, the soul of Gandhi
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TITANO
shoots Kryptonite beams from his eyes, lord help
Superman when he farts |
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DR. ZAIUS
"Rock Me Dr. Zakus" on he Simpsons, and
he
briefly took over XE |
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DARWIN
the coolest talking monkey without a political career |
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CONGORILLA
Congo Bill indulged his feces throwing fetish by
switching bodies with his pal |
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GARGANTUA
the most terrifying living creature until Larry King
got a show |
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GRODD
click
here for the exciting origin of this evil ape |
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RUE MORGUE ORANGUTAN
This razor wielding ape was the first literary
slasher |
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BONZO
co-starred with Reagan in "Bedtime for Bonzo" |
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BINGO
rumors that Gene Simmons played this Banana Split are
quite false |
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FLYING MONKEY
CLICK HERE
for our exclusive interview with NIKKO from The Wizard of OZ |
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PETER TORK
Musical and acting genius overlooked by many |
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DONKEY KONG
The real muscle behind Nintendo and empire builder |
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BIGFOOT
the most elusive ape of them all |
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CORNELIUS
Tough to be cool with this name, but he manages |
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MOJO JOJO
cool as hell, and I love saying his name |
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CURIOUS GEORGE
One of the last great children books not made into a
shitty movie...WHOOPS! |
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KING KONG
10
times as big as a man, and Peter Jackson's latest project |
