#22 "JUST A FRIEND"
BIZ MARKIE, 1989

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Purists may cringe at my use of the terms "Biz Markie" and "Music" in the same feature, but there's something so special and goofy about The Biz's vocals in "Just a Friend" that you can't help but love it.  Sure, he sounds like a retarded cow that got hit by a car when he bleats out, "YOOUUUUUUU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEED!", but he may very well have the best retarded cow that got hit by a car vocalist of all time.

-Robert Berry

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