I recently bought a collection of “Mork and Mindy” trading cards. I used to have a set when they first came out and they were full of fun scenes from the show with word balloons with goofy puns and dialogue that was never actually mentioned on the show. It’s as if they just gave some grizzled old joke writer the job of writing captions for it who never even bothered to watch it. Anyway, as I was looking at card #13 above I felt an eerie chill. This is almost exactly the same joke the great Mitch Hedberg told, “Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat 2,000 of something.”
What’s funny is that in 2016, an Australian company named Aunt Betty’s, that makes rice pudding, got in trouble for stealing Mitch’s joke and putting it on their packaging. They issued an apology, “It has come to light that we made a big mistake on some recent packaging & unknowingly used a quote from a well-known & loved comedian.”
But it’s funny that in 1978, this “Mork and Mindy” trading card had virtually the same exact joke 24 years before Mitch wrote his. Mitch was born in 1968, just a year before me, so it’s highly likely he was a Mork fan and got this card as well. That being said, as a one liner, groaner, and pun writer myself, it’s pretty easy to come up with jokes that other people have thought of, too.
Mitch Hedberg was one of the greatest joke writers and tellers the world has ever seen. Maybe he never saw this Mork card, but I think it’s kind of cool if he actually paid tribute to it with his act.
…for not stopping me from bringing a copy of my book to put on your shelf! Amy seems pretty cool with it. I wonder what will happen when someone tries to buy it? I was inspired by Mitch Hedberg’s joke, “The only way I could get my old CD into a store is if I were to take one in and leave it. Then the guys says, “Sir, you forgot this!” “No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it.”
It’s a testament to how amazing Freeman, Caine, and Arkin are as actors that they manage to make this piece of shit watchable. Zach Braff directs this one in his sleep for a paycheck and the script by Theodore Melfi who wrote the really good “Hidden Figures” and “St. Vincent” is a predictable bore. Extra small roles by Christopher Lloyd and Ann Margret are nice, but it’s the headliners that shine. They give it their charming best and watching them in action somehow makes this a passable movie.
Though I could appreciate what Jerry Lewis brought to the world of comedy, I wasn’t his biggest fan. But his role as Jerry Langford in Martin Scorsese’s oddball 1982 film “The King of Comedy” as a dour late night TV host was really something great.
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What a thrill to be on Capital Public Radio’s “Insight With Beth Ruyak” earlier this week. You can CLICK HERE to listen to the episode. I’m on during the last 7 minutes of the show. This was all happening the Monday after that Nazi rally in Virginia, so most of the first part of the show is dedicated to that. I almost got bumped off the live broadcast, but fortunately Donald Trump didn’t talk too long.