Batman v Superman: Yawn of Justice

Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice is a big fucking mess of a movie. It’s OK to watch, but it watches like a movie that 5 different people made without any knowledge of what the others were doing. It’s not a complete waste of time, but it’s really only sort of good.

THE GOOD!

Ben Affleck is a great Bruce Wayne and a great Batman. Pretty much everything to do with Batman is outstanding in this movie, except stupid dream sequences that really add about 20 minutes of nonsense. There’s an amazing new Batmobile that’s in a pretty kickass chase, and a fight scene with about 20 dudes that’s about as gorgeous of a Batman fight scene as you could ever hope to see. The costume looks great. His motions are fluid, and he’s an ass-kicking fiend.

Wonder Woman is cool as Hell. She was far more exciting to watch than Superman. There’s a scene where she gets beat down hard, and looks up and smiles…happy to finally get a good fight. I can’t wait to see her solo movie.

THE REST?

Cavill is OK as Superman. Nothing new. I personally think he’s pretty one note and dull. Same shit you saw in the last movie.

Jesse Eisenberg’s Lex Luthor is played with a giggly insanity that is basically just a smarter Joker. Not too happy with his performance.

If you were hoping for the rest of the JLA to make a splash. Keep hoping. Aquaman, Cyborg, and The Flash are little more than Video Files looked at on a computer screen.

Nothing at the end of the credits to stay around for.

Zack Snyder should stop making these movies.